sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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