We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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