Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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