You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I FOUND THE LEGS
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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