Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
she pinky promised me she was 18
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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