I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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