wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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