so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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