Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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