the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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