First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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