it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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