so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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