Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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