I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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