Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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