u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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