sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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