White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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