hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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