Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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