the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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