The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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