You know, be my cock's hype man.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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