Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
