Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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