She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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