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She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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