Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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