I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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