It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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