I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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