It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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