There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
