Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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