Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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