check it out our google latitudes are spooning
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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