so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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