He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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