I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
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