even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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