seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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