brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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