But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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