So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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