All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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