try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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