yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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