Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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