he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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