I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Bring me that man meat
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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