It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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