He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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