I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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